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The American Condition Remains Unstable.

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Politics

Decorative menace, appropriations, and the procedural theater of American power.

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A grand old ballroom with gold chandeliers, white columns, and round reception tables under a coffered ceiling.

DepartmentPolitics

A New Cold War, But With Chandeliers

FiledJohn Herring

The United States government concluded that the central purpose of the modern state is not infrastructure, defense, housing, education, disaster relief, affordable fuel, healthcare or the job market. It is ballrooms. …

Meme still: a man loaded with cameras in a daycare doorway under a speech bubble reading Hey, can I see your kids?

DepartmentPolitics

Real "Stop Nick Shirly Act" Up for Vote This Month

FiledJohn Herring

California lawmakers will vote this month on a new bill introduced in response to criticism surrounding AB 2624, after legislators concluded the existing privacy law did not adequately address the state’s most persistent remaining vulnerability: Nick Shirley existing and having a valid license. …

Black-and-white night photograph of a noose hanging over a crumpled American flag on a wooden platform.

DepartmentEnd Of The American Experiment

Trump Casually Mentions Hanging People but Experts Assure Nation It’s “Just Locker Room Talk”

FiledJohn Herring

President Trump referenced the idea of people being “hung” today, prompting an immediate nationwide administrative ceremony in which the phrase was folded, labeled, laminated, and placed gently into the government’s “Locker Room Talk” drawer. The process, practiced and efficient, begins when a politically alarming phrase enters public space and is immediately softened by analysts using specialized …