American Standard News covers it all: media, politics, breakfast, technology, culture, capitalism vs communism death toll methodology, the hottest fashions and more!https://www.americanstandard.news/en-ushttps://www.americanstandard.news/a-new-cold-war-but-with-chandeliers/https://www.americanstandard.news/a-new-cold-war-but-with-chandeliers/The United States government concluded that the central purpose of the modern state is not infrastructure, defense, housing, education, disaster relief, affordable fuel, healthcare or the job market. It is ballrooms.Fri, 04 Sep 2026 17:00:00 GMTBreaking NewsEnd Of The American ExperimentPoliticsJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/quick-sync-chaos/https://www.americanstandard.news/quick-sync-chaos/Staff at national valuation firm Wayland & Whateley reported Monday that a calendar invite labeled “Quick Sync” was multiplying out of control inside the company’s scheduling system, forming what one senior appraiser described as “a widening administrative zone.”Tue, 01 Sep 2026 23:00:00 GMTAICthonOSTechThe Modern WorkplaceJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/real-stop-nick-shirly-act-up-for-vote-this-month/https://www.americanstandard.news/real-stop-nick-shirly-act-up-for-vote-this-month/California lawmakers will vote this month on a new bill introduced in response to criticism surrounding AB 2624, after legislators concluded the existing privacy law did not adequately address the state’s most persistent remaining vulnerability: Nick Shirley existing and having a valid license.Tue, 01 Sep 2026 17:00:00 GMTPoliticsLegalScandalJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/fentanyl-players-stage-historical-tableaux-across-san-francisco/https://www.americanstandard.news/fentanyl-players-stage-historical-tableaux-across-san-francisco/A small art collective calling itself the Fentanyl Players is staging still-life photography across sidewalks and parks by costuming people locked in the city’s familiar standing fentanyl stupor.Wed, 05 Aug 2026 05:30:00 GMTBreaking NewsEnd Of The American ExperimentLifestyleJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/the-real-meaning-of-6-7-may-explain-a-generations-comfort-with-leaving-early/https://www.americanstandard.news/the-real-meaning-of-6-7-may-explain-a-generations-comfort-with-leaving-early/While many adults dismiss “6-7” as meaningless internet slang, the phrase has a historical origin younger students learn in High School.Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:00:00 GMTHistorical Deep DivesInformation RevolutionMaybe The Kids Will Save UsSenior Editorhttps://www.americanstandard.news/bear-enters-discount-retailer-after-being-priced-out-of-regional-grocery-chains/https://www.americanstandard.news/bear-enters-discount-retailer-after-being-priced-out-of-regional-grocery-chains/An 11-year-old boy was briefly pursued through a Pennsylvania Family Dollar this week by a black bear that wildlife officials now believe may have been responding to prolonged economic displacement.Thu, 15 Jan 2026 18:00:00 GMTCrimeEnd Of The American ExperimentNatureJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/shocking-hegseth-documents-leak-yemen-boats-were-smuggling-black-market-fugglers/https://www.americanstandard.news/shocking-hegseth-documents-leak-yemen-boats-were-smuggling-black-market-fugglers/A newly released set of internal Pentagon documents indicates that the boats struck in a Yemen operation earlier this year were carrying unlicensed Fuggler plush units, including variants previously barred from commercial distribution.Thu, 04 Dec 2025 06:31:47 GMTBreaking NewsDEATHKILLLegalMURDERWar CrimesSenior Editorhttps://www.americanstandard.news/tiktok-emerges-as-nations-primary-news-source-replaces-anchors-with-ring-lights-and-ominous-pointing/https://www.americanstandard.news/tiktok-emerges-as-nations-primary-news-source-replaces-anchors-with-ring-lights-and-ominous-pointing/Media analysts confirmed Tuesday that TikTok now functions as the primary news delivery platform for millions of Americans, surpassing traditional outlets by compressing global events into 27-second videos filmed from front-facing cameras.Sun, 23 Nov 2025 19:45:07 GMTBreaking NewsInformation RevolutionMaybe The Kids Will End CivilizationTechJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/trump-casually-mentions-hanging-people-but-experts-assure-nation-its-just-locker-room-talk/https://www.americanstandard.news/trump-casually-mentions-hanging-people-but-experts-assure-nation-its-just-locker-room-talk/President Trump referenced the idea of people being “hung” today, prompting an immediate nationwide administrative ceremony in which the phrase was folded, labeled, laminated, and placed gently into the government’s “Locker Room Talk” drawer.Fri, 21 Nov 2025 18:00:00 GMTEnd Of The American ExperimentPoliticsJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/have-a-loved-one-suffering-from-covid-wildfires-or-anxiety-heres-how-your-faith-can-help/https://www.americanstandard.news/have-a-loved-one-suffering-from-covid-wildfires-or-anxiety-heres-how-your-faith-can-help/This Silicon Valley start-up claims that their app helps people get through illness, natural disasters, and stress, while creating sustainable jobs for families in low-income countries.Thu, 27 Jan 2022 01:08:11 GMTCOVID-19ReligionTechJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/exclusive-purported-rust-fatality-halyna-hutchins-speaks-from-hiding/https://www.americanstandard.news/exclusive-purported-rust-fatality-halyna-hutchins-speaks-from-hiding/Halyna Hutchins is a Ukrainian cinematographer and journalist who was reported to be fatally wounded in a shooting incident during production on the set of the film Rust but she claims she is alive and well and the accident was staged.Mon, 15 Nov 2021 16:20:25 GMTExclusiveScandalJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/area-deer-seek-injunction-against-fencing/https://www.americanstandard.news/area-deer-seek-injunction-against-fencing/A lawsuit filed in Federal Court on behalf of North American deerFri, 12 Nov 2021 20:01:13 GMTLegalNatureMalachi Pasquinohttps://www.americanstandard.news/trillion-dollar-build-back-better-bill-contains-14-2-million-to-preserve-pubic-lice/https://www.americanstandard.news/trillion-dollar-build-back-better-bill-contains-14-2-million-to-preserve-pubic-lice/Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has found over $14 million in spending to preserve pubic lice.Wed, 10 Nov 2021 20:01:38 GMTLifestylePetsJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/american-plumbing-company-solves-covid-19-school-water-crises/https://www.americanstandard.news/american-plumbing-company-solves-covid-19-school-water-crises/A newly released quarterly report indicates that Piscataway, New Jersey based plumbing fixtures manufacturer American Standard (no relation) saw unprecedented profits in the summer of 2021.Mon, 08 Nov 2021 20:01:17 GMTCOVID-19John Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/archers-flock-to-golf-goose/https://www.americanstandard.news/archers-flock-to-golf-goose/Archers flock to a local golf course to kill geese at the behest of fed-up groundskeepers.Thu, 04 Nov 2021 20:01:25 GMTLifestyleMalachi Pasquinohttps://www.americanstandard.news/confirmed-ancient-dna-reveals-neanderthals-invented-sarcasm-at-humans-expense/https://www.americanstandard.news/confirmed-ancient-dna-reveals-neanderthals-invented-sarcasm-at-humans-expense/Scientists at the University of Auckland in New Zealand have discovered fundamental genetic markers of scathing wit in the ancient DNA of Neanderthals (Homo sapiens neanderthalensis), the subspecies of archaic humans who lived about 40,000 years ago.Mon, 01 Nov 2021 20:01:52 GMTScienceJohn Herringhttps://www.americanstandard.news/friends-record-first-podcast/https://www.americanstandard.news/friends-record-first-podcast/The recording features more than two dozen farts, the opening of 8 carbonated beverages, the sound of urine falling on dry leavesMon, 25 Oct 2021 20:01:20 GMTBreaking NewsMalachi Pasquinohttps://www.americanstandard.news/water-agency-pool-party/https://www.americanstandard.news/water-agency-pool-party/Water Agency staff hosted pool party in the last 5k gallons of potable water in the county.Mon, 18 Oct 2021 20:01:38 GMTScandalMalachi Pasquinohttps://www.americanstandard.news/pandemic-puppy-parents/https://www.americanstandard.news/pandemic-puppy-parents/Local pet owners are frustrated that area veterinary clinics are not taking new patients due to the high demand.Mon, 11 Oct 2021 20:01:01 GMTPetsMalachi Pasquino